So, my eldest has just turned 19!!

Old, I feel very old.
Where did the time go?

How did this?……..

Turn into this?…….

So what’s planned for today?
Well I’m going into town with her so she can get another tattoo and then she is taking me to go find something a little more suitable for me to wear when she takes me clubbing!

Yep! Clubbing.
I’M SO SCARED!!!!

I haven’t been clubbing for around 25 years and even then I wasn’t a keen clubber.
We will be starting out at Esquires where she wants to introduce me to a lot of her friends.
She worked there for a while and still does door work occasionally.
After that we are going to The Barley Mow. The local gay pub that has recently had a re-fit. They have a cabaret act every two weeks and tonight it’s ‘Charlie Hide’.

Murron knows the owner and most of the bar staff, which in itself is quite worrying!!!
I am going to stand out like a sore thumb tonight and I’m worried sick that I am going to be in Charlie’s line of fire!!
With all that said, I’m actually looking forward to it.

Anyway, a very large glass of wine before I go out tonight may be needed.

Enjoying my coffee this morning I had a really good laugh.
Sorry Riyadh!! I feel your pain but this is just too funny not to share!!