I took a few precious hours out of my day today to go and see ‘Noah’
OMG, what a waste of time.
It’s the biggest and most tedious pile of drivel I’ve seen in a long time.
If I hadn’t used my unlimited card I would have got up half way through and asked for my money back.
I can’t understand how they’ve screwed it up so badly!
They’ve taken a classic story (because that’s what it is and nothing more)
They got their hands on some first class actors.
Then they’ve gone and ballsed it all up with an atrocious script and a storyline that didn’t resemble the Noah’s Ark story in any way shape or form.
Except for the water…… lots of water.
Forgive me for asking but where the hell did the giant fallen rock angels come into it?
I just didn’t get it.
Final words…… DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!
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